Hardkore Kidd Aaron Aguilera interview
by Benjamin Tomas
I conducted this interview over
a couple of lunches at a taqueria of Aguilera's choosing, in an
attempt to get something printable and interesting for SoCal UNCENSORED.
However, the more questions I asked, and the responses he gave,
made me want to ask more questions. This thing has taken a long
time to come together, but I think it's interesting enough to
be worth the wait. I met with Aguilera on more than one occasion,
and the following is the transcript of what we discussed.
Benjamin Tomas: Let's start
with your background. Where does the Hardkore Kidd come from?
Hardkore Kidd: Where does
the Hardkore Kidd come from? (pauses) You ever heard of
the birds and the bees? It's like this; my dad bricked off my
mom, and unloaded his junk like he was Fred Sanford. His little
fellas had a reverse Royal Rumble. Instead of one every two minutes,
it was like 5,000,000 in ten seconds and the first to get in,
instead of the last to leave, was the winner. So to sum it up,
Aaron Aguilera, and the soon to be Hardkore Kidd was born from
the fetal loins of his caring sweet mother. God rest her soul.
Is that the answer you were looking for?
Benjamin Tomas: Not really,
but thanks for the biology lesson.
Hardkore Kidd: I get that
question in every interview I do and that's the way I answer it
every time.
Benjamin Tomas: What I meant
was how does a boy grow up to become the Hardkore Kidd?
Hardkore Kidd: Where do
I begin? Basically it's a lack of respect for the world around
me. It started when I was young. I started to see the true nature
of this place and I hated it. As I got older I started to see
how fucked the world is. It used to be the classic have and the
have-nots and now, its all just dog-eat-dog, every man for himself.
I don't want to sound like some smelly tree hugger but I wish
life was some hippy lovin' but it's not. Common sense has been
replaced with acceptance and that really sucks. It's bullshit.
Man, I could go on forever about what makes me the Hardkore Kidd.
Too bad it's all negative. I'll keep it simple and say the Hardkore
Kidd was created by anger. I was an angry kid and an angrier teenager.
I'm an angry adult. So it's safe to say anger makes me who you
see today, or something like that.
Tomas: What made you want to start wrestling?
HKK: The same reason guys
like Messiah and [Frankie] Kazarian got into the business. We're
short in the pants and we like sweaty men. (laughs at own joke)
Just messing round. Seriously, I started for the same reason Kobe
Bryant picked up a basketball and shot hoops until midnight. The
same reason Darin Erstad got a bat and had his Dad pitch to him
until Mom said it was bedtime. We all loved the sport so much,
we wanted to be a part of it. I started training as soon as I
could. My passion grew stronger the more I learned.
Tomas: How did you start
out and come into the business?
HKK: WPW. That was when
Adventure was teaching. Then I met Tom Howard, and he needed a
bump dummy, so I started training with him. This was before Ultimate
University (UPW's wrestling school). It was back when it was called
Extreme University and it was in a strip mall in Mission Viejo.
Tom started Ultimate University, so I split my time between WPW
and UU. It didn't take long before I became friends with several
of the top local Luchadors and through them I was invited to Gil's
Garage.
Tomas: Gil's Garage?
HKK:
It is a dirty, dank sweatbox that makes the UIWA Dojo look like
the WCW Power Plant. Seriously, it's awesome, but shitty. It is
a Lucha history lesson. You walk in and class begins. I won't
say too much except that it is nothing like anywhere I've ever
trained. They take it very serious and if you don't, you're out
the door. I wished more schools treated training the way they
do.
Tomas: Who is Gil?
HKK: Just some old timer.
You don't need to worry about it.
Tomas: How did you get the
name Hardkore Kidd?
HKK: It just kind of happened. I was almost ready for my
first real match and the promoter needed a name for the flyer.
So I talked it over with El Jefe (Hardkore Kidd's manager). I
thought it would be one of those temporary names most guys use
when they start out doing jobs. Man was I wrong. When "Hardkore"
popped into my head, the last thing I thought about was hardcore
wrestling. What fans now call hardcore wrestling I considered
extreme. And if it was some bloody brawl, it was old school. Hardcore
wasn't the term I would have used. I know it sounds stupid, but
it's the truth. If I knew hardcore would be as cliché as
it is today, I would have picked something even more cliché
like "the Masked Menace". At least I wouldn't be so
embarrassed when I told people that name. These days everything
is labeled hardcore. Find a Webster's Dictionary and look it up.
I'm not going to give you a vocabulary lesson but if you knew
the meaning, you'd understand. That is unless you're a total dumbass.
Have you seen Taxi Driver? That's an excellent example of hardcore.
Have you ever heard of Bulldog Prentice? Well, that guy doesn't
even try and he's hardcore. I can think of hundreds of people
whom I'd call hardcore. I'll give you a few examples: Pete Rose,
Dennis Leary, Ted Nugent, and Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern
show. They're different as people can be but they all deserve
to be called hardcore. Don't think I'm putting myself into the
same category as those guys because that would be foolish. To
me they exemplify the definition of hardcore. Anyone who knows
me behind closed doors knows what I'm about and if my own family
and friends didn't think I deserved it, they'd be the first to
tell me. See, hardcore isn't the style I wrestle. It's more like
the style of life I live. I know there's wrestlers, guys who act
like a friend and guys who just look past me as they nod to say
"what's up", who have a problem with my name, but I
don't care. When I hear about this guy or that guy saying, "He's
not hardcore", or "I'm more hardcore then he is",
it makes me laugh. The reason it's laughable is if these guys
were really hardcore, they wouldn't cackle like a truckload of
chickens. They'd be handling their business like they handle their
nut sacks. I'm still waiting for someone in the back to say something.
Who knows. Maybe my naysayers will have this read to them and
who knows, maybe they might better understand who I am. It takes
more then some lame metal music and a razor blade to be hardcore.
Oh yeah, Kidd is what Jefe and the old timers call me.
Tomas: What was your rookie
year like?
HKK: There was good and
there was bad. The good was that I didn't know better. The bad
stuff was I knew the other guy in the ring would rather be working
anyone but me.
Tomas: How so?
HKK:
Most rookies are put with a seasoned wrestler so it doesn't totally
suck ass. Some would say I've had more than my share of those
kind of matches over the last 2 years. That's what you get for
being a nice guy. Want to know what really rubs me the wrong way?
Tomas: Shoot.
HKK:
When I get a message from a promoter and he says something like,
"I know we decided your opponent was going to be Damien 666.
Well, I'm sorry. Something's happened and I was counting on you
having a match with Matt Sinister." There's something about
coming to an agreement with someone only to have it change without
any input from you. It's not cool. It wouldn't be such bullshit
if it didn't happen as often as it does.
Tomas: You used to have a
developmental deal with the WWE. How did that come about? And
please explain what exactly it entailed.
HKK: What it entailed is
my business. What happened was [Rick] Bassman (UPW Owner) got
[Justin] McCauley (Justin Sane) and I a dark match with the Ballard
Sisters in San Jose. We were both offered deals, and I took mine.
McCauley held out for a better offer from ECW, so he didn't sign.
They said they were gonna send me to a territory, but I was just
working SoCal waiting for my phone to ring. I kept in shape at
Gil's Garage. The funny thing there was none of the guys had any
idea about WWF except they had a big dude named Kane.
Tomas: What happened to the
deal?
HKK:
After my back surgery, WWF requested a tape of a post surgery
match, to see if they still liked me. They called and told me
to get ready to go to Puerto Rico. And two weeks later, Puerto
Rico wasn't a territory for them anymore. They called me about
Memphis. Then Memphis got cut loose. A few weeks later, I got
a call to go to Heartland (another WWF territory), and then I
got the call about my release.
Tomas: What happened?
HKK: [The WWF] bought WCW,
so there was no competition to keep me away from. The thing that
bothers me is that I never got that last dark match to prove myself
like others have. If I'd have gone to Ohio Valley for a week and
was sent home because I suck, I could live with that. However,
I feel they never took a serious look at me to let me either sink
or swim.
Tomas: To follow up about
you working for big companies, why do you think UPW hasn't sent
you to work Zero One yet?
HKK: I have no answer for
you. Maybe Bassman is pushing hard for it, but Zero One has a
tape of me where they didn't like my style. It certainly isn't
a question of loyalty, as I've been with UPW longer than any guy
in the locker room, except for Tom Howard. Guys are getting sent
who have been around less than two years. I layed down for Aaron
"I can't wrestle because I have a dildo in my ass" Baker.
For that, Bassman should name his first born after me, or at the
least send me to Japan.
Tomas: Where do you see
yourself in 5 years?
HKK: Five years? That's
a long time. I'd like to see myself in the semi main event in
Madison Square Garden, earning seven figures. When I'm not wrestling,
I'll be with one of my sugar mamas eating a monster bowl of menudo
and watching the Angels win their 6th straight World Series.
Tomas: So you're an Angel
mark?
HKK: Hell yeah. Tommy can
bleed Dodger blue all he wants, but that's nothing like bleeding
Halo red.
Tomas: Is there any fed
for whom you'd never wrestle?
HKK: If there is, they haven't
called me yet. I'll wrestle almost anywhere. I won't wrestle in
downtown Baghdad, the South Pole, or anywhere they perform female
circumcision. You heard me, and I'm totally serious.
Tomas: Which fed are you
happy to hear from when they call you?
HKK: Call me? Seems like
I'm always calling them. To get a call would be nice for a frigging
change. It seems half my phone bill is long distance toll charges.
I think I'm gonna start calling collect.
Tomas: What's your reaction
to Spanky's comments on SCU when he laughed at the fact a 6'4"
man calls himself a luchador?
HKK: First off, I'm 6'6".
Second, it hurt. Not because of what he said, but because some
little nancy boy got one over on me in the first place. I guess
that's what happens when you pick on the weak, lame, foul breathed,
buck teethed nerds in high school. That nerd might move far away,
but another nerd will come to replace him. They have a network,
and just like Ogre and the Alpha Beta boys found out, the nerds
always come back for revenge.
Tomas: You're kidding me.
HKK: In all seriousness,
Spanky is one of the few guys I'll admit I respect in this business.
Tomas: Tell me about being
Nova's first UPW partner.
HKK: Believe it or not,
there was time in UPW when every Indy worker in the world wanted
to get in. And believe it or not, there was a time in UPW when
Bassman actually came up to me and said, "WWE sees you as
a tag team wrestler. We need to get you a partner. We have access
to pretty much anyone in the nation not under contract, so who
do you want?" Don't ask me why, but at the time he asked
me, I was watching a lot of old ECW, and was watching a lot of
Nova. I liked his style and innovative moves, so without thinking
about the different styles, attitudes, characters, and height
difference I blurted out "Nova". Bassman looked at me
strangely and said "Really?" I said, "Yeah, why
not?" I thought he'd be against it so when he said OK, I
was pumped up. It sucks trying to find a tag partner. We called
on a 3-way and I remember Nova saying, "Thanks bro, I'm glad
you think so highly of me. I would love to come down." We
tagged about two or three times. Then Bassman took him from me,
or maybe Nova wanted out, I don't know. It doesn't matter now.
Bassman probably thought, "Hmm
. Frankie and Nova. Two
long haired pretty boys, tanned, leather jean wearing homos. Hey,
I'd better stick them together." Next thing I know, my deal
is gone. Nova gets a deal. Frankie is high on their list, and
I'm assed out. The way I see it, Frankie wouldn't have Nova for
a partner if it weren't for me sitting around in my pad watching
Nova tapes one day. So, hey Franklin, when you get your contract,
you can go ahead and send me 15% and we'll call it even. Anyway,
if it had been a month earlier it probably would have been Vic
Grimes.
Tomas: I heard a rumor that
some of the boys give you heat for leaving the shows so early.
Why do you leave so early?
HKK: Dude, this ain't a
baby-kissing contest, and I ain't running for governor. Why the
hell should I stick around and BS with a bunch of guys I have
nothing in common with but wrestling? I'm not going to be like
the Ballards and go trolling for 40-year-old ugly ass heavy metal
broads in the crowd. I got hynas waiting for me back at the pad
and they couldn't give a shit about this wresting stuff. The all
time record for leaving a show early was 13 minutes 56 seconds
set by Gino Hernandez back in Dallas in 1984. Earlier this year,
El Jefe and I shattered that record. I had a run-in in Laughlin,
and I talked the commission into paying me early. After the run-in,
security escorted me out of the building, I went out to where
El Jefe had the car running, we made it to Barstow by the semi
main event. I was calling everybody on their cell phones making
fun of those schmucks. That night we got out of they're in 7 minutes
and 12 seconds. El Jefe and I fully intend to break our own world
record by Winter 2004.
Tomas: Who was your idol
growing up? Why?
HKK: Shit, I don't know.
How about Ralph Furley. Furley was a player long before players
and wannabe players became a dime a dozen. Besides him, I looked
up to the Bones Brigade, most of the Lakers. I remember I wanted
to be like Maxwell Smart from Get Smart. Mmm
Agent 99. If
you watch them now, they're not as cool as they were when you
were a kid. I imagine I looked up to Mr. Rogers or Big Bird when
I was a little grommet. It really depended on what I was into
at the time. I'm sorry I don't have a Ballard answer like, "My
idol is the Undertaker or the singer for Def Leppard, which ever
one has longer hair."
Tomas: What match of yours
are you the most proud of?
HKK: I would have to say
my Sunday Night Heat match with Tommy Dreamer, because I got him
in the Royal Rumble.
Tomas: What? You got Dreamer
in the Royal Rumble?
HKK: Well, that is what he said. I was booked for a dark
match in Arizona. It just so happened on the day I was there,
Vince called a talent meeting with every wrestler, booker, and
road agent. Of course, I could not be in the meeting. As soon
as the meeting was over, I found Dreamer and told him we were
on the Sunday Night Heat list. He then told me what Vince said
in the meeting. He said that Vince wants everybody to tone it
down, not so many high spots. There had been too many injuries
lately. We just want you to wrestle, go back to the basics, do
more hold-to-hold and try and tell a story. Knowing that, Dreamer
and I tried to the best we could. I almost started busting up
in the middle of the match. I got him in a hold and yelled out
to the crowd, "Who is the jobber now Dreamer?" Dreamer
said back, "My bald, fat ass, that's who!" Even though
half of my offense ended up on the editing room floor, I still
call it my favorite match because of what happened afterwards.
Tomas: What happened afterwards?
HKK: Well, after the match,
I showered, and was in the cafeteria trying to stuff as many sodas
as humanly possible in my bag. When Dreamer came up to me and
said, "Aaron, you're never going to guess what happened."
I said, "What?" He said, "Vince came up to me and
said, 'Good match, Tommy. Thanks for trying to incorporate what
I talked about in the meeting in your match.' " I said, "Yeah
right, you're ribbing me bro." He said, "I swear to
God, Vince just said that to me. I've been here for 5 years and
I didn't even think Vince knew my name, but I swear he just came
up to me and said that." So I said, "Thanks bro. That
means a lot to me." It gets better, he told me that one of
the agents just informed him that he would be one of the participants
in the Royal Rumble. I asked, "Are you kidding me?"
He said, "I haven't been on WWE PPV since I've been here.
So the way I see it, my victory over Aaron Aguilera got me in
the Royal Rumble. So, I just want to say thanks." I said,
"Man, if I would have known that then, I would have kicked
out of the driver, pinned you, and I would have gotten to go to
the Royal Rumble". Dreamer laughed and said, "You should
have, that's what I would have done if I were you."
Tomas: You recently wrestled
a couple of dark matches before WWE events. Justin Crast wants
to know it you stuck to locker room etiquette. There have been
stories about guys getting labeled as jerks because they don't
introduce themselves to certain people.
HKK: I have one word about
WWE's locker room, and it's eggshells.
Tomas: Eggshells?
HKK: I was backstage, and
it is nerve wracking. Think about it this way. You are sitting
there getting dressed, and Ric Flair is sitting next to you lacing
up his boots. He meets 10 local wrestlers in every town, and he's
in like 5 towns a week. How can he remember anyone? How can he
continue to even want to be introduced to more wrestlers? I have
no idea what the proper thing to do even is in that situation.
It's scary and you get worried. It's 10 times worse than losing
your virginity. I was backstage with Frankie and the boys and
I said to them, "We're all walking on eggshells." Eggshells
became our word for that situation and state of mind. I've been
asked back more than once, so I guess I've done all right backstage.
Tomas: Taco Shop Style wants
to know the following, "Out of all the partners you've had
in Hardkore Inc., who was your favorite and why?"
HKK: Great question Taco
Shop Style. While you're here, do you know if there's a "Dollar
Chinese Food Style?" Or maybe a "Greek Hamburger Stand
Style?" Or perhaps for my boy John Paul, "Weinerschinitzel
Style?" If there are, I tip my hat for your trailblazing
gumption. Because the style I see at the places I eat is mostly
dirty jeans, stretched and stained brown t-shirts with a hat way
to big for their head with fire red eyes and horseshit breath.
Check it out. Just like the tres amigos over by the window. That
has to be what Taco Shop Style looks like.
Tomas: So who would you
say it was?
HKK: What was the question?
Tomas: Out of all your partners
you have had, who was your favorite and why?
HKK: My favorite Hardkore
Inc. partner has to be Jefe, because no one pulls the honeys like
he does.
Tomas: I think he/she meant
for a tag partner.
HKK: You want the biggest
shoot you've ever heard? My favorite partner was Basil. I'm going
to put him over because no one else will! People say he sucked
and he was a dope fiend, but he had that one thing 95% of every
jackass in this business wishes they had. He was padded cell crazy.
He wasn't right upstairs. Legitimately fucking nuts. He was a
guy, when he was coherent, I truly liked in this business. So
to pick one guy, I gotta pick Bad Boy Basil. Here's a quick Basil
story that's classic Basil. It was his first non-UPW show and
he worked with me against the Ballard Sisters at the Marketplace.
He was totally unprepared for the uncontrolled environment of
a hardcore Indy crowd. We brawled all over, and it was a complete
mess. Nothing really memorable, but after the match he was smiling
ear-to-ear, happy as a pig in shit. I think it was the only time
I saw him smile. We were sitting there and I asked him how he
liked the match. He looked me dead in the face and yelled, "FUCKIN
COOL BRO", and gave me a hug. And as serious as he could
be, he tells me, "I should wrestle more matches like that."
"Why?", I asked. And with his face about a foot away
from mine, with his crazy eyes focused on me, he quietly says
like some spy with top-secret info, "I didn't blow any spots."
Dude, that was so funny. That has to rank in my top ten locker
room moments. FYI, before the match, I told him to follow my lead
and if he wasn't sure what to do just throw fore arms like Lex
Luger and stomp like the British Bulldog. "I didn't blow
any spots." Genius.
Tomas: Da Bean wants to know
why you use the mask at times and not at others. Is there a reason
for this?
HKK: Sometimes I wear it,
other times I don't. There's nothing to explain. Lucha is in my
blood. It's my roots. Sometimes I like to wear it out of respect
for tradition. Some people have a problem that I don't wear it
all the time, but the way I see things, it makes sense. If you
consider how WWE don't like hoods and my goal is to make it there,
it makes perfect sense. I would hope anyone under a hood who has
the chance to make it to the biggest stage wouldn't turn down
the chance because of a fucking mask.
Tomas: Speaking of Lucha,
why don't you work more Lucha matches?
HKK: HA! Funny you should
bring that up. I ask myself that question all the time. It's funny,
since I know all the local Luchadors and would have no problem
putting over any of them.
Tomas: One would think that
with your love for Lucha, and your Lucha background that you would
be on more local Lucha shows. However, the local Lucha promoters
never use you. How come?
HKK: Because I'm stuck in
the middle. This is one time where talent doesn't pay off.
Tomas: Come again?
HKK: The Lucha fans and
promoters hate me because they think I'm too American. The American
fans and promoters hate me because they think I am too Lucha.
The local Lucha promoters also don't like to use me because they
know they can't get away with paying me $5 and a taco dinner.
There is only a handful of promoters or fans that see the beauty
behind the Hardkore Kidd. You have to understand in Mexico, Star
Wars just came out last week. So a crazy dude from the streets
trying to stay out of trouble by wrestling really doesn't make
sense to most Mexicans. I even tried changing my name for Lucha
shows to El Feo Americano. Every Lucha promoter that I told the
idea to looked at me like they saw a ghost. They'd scream, "What's
that mean?" Hmm... let's see last time I checked, feo meant
ugly. Americano meant American, and el meant the. So I guess it
means The Ugly American. You can't be much more rudo in Lucha
than by using that name. I'd explain, and the Lucha promoters
still couldn't figure it out. You can take a horse to water, but
you cannot make them drink. It's too bad they don't use me more
because I love Lucha. It goes beyond the kicks and punches and
power moves of American wrestling. What I admire most about Lucha
is how much the Mexican people love and respect it and the emotions
they have for the Luchadors.
Tomas: You like to discuss
Lucha. What does Lucha mean to you?
HKK: It's about pride. I
hate that it's the locker room joke, "6'6" luchador."
Does Christopher Daniels get crap for having worked Lucha? I call
it a huracanrana, not a frankensteiner. People dog Lucha, then
mark out when Americans rip off the moves. I get the crap for
being a Luchador. But if you watch my work, I do a lot more than
that. It doesn't really matter what I do in the ring because in
the locker room, the "6'6" Luchador thing is always
an easy punch line.
Tomas: You are one of the
few local wrestlers who cuts a promo almost every show. How do
you think of what to say, and why don't more wrestlers use the
mic?
HKK: Most guys don't do
it because they're afraid to. I see the ability to cut a promo
as an essential tool to make to the next level. Once I understood
I needed to do them, I would grab the mic and go for it. In the
beginning, they were the traditional, "I'm gonna do this
and I'm gonna do that" or "When I get my hands on you
"
Very generic shit. Then my friends started coming to check out
my matches and they would make fun of my tired 80's resets. I
started taking them more serious and after awhile, I started taking
notes anytime I had an idea. Some ideas were good, but some weren't
so good. Now it's more of a group thing. My friends are assholes
and I'm an asshole and as long as there's a case of beer and someone
to share it with I'll never be left speechless. Unless, of course,
it's a night when I don't feel like talking.
Tomas: What are your thoughts
on the Internet wrestling community?
HKK: Find another word other
than community. You cannot have a community without a little unity.
Tomas: OK, the Internet wrestling
scene.
HKK: Fuck them right now.
We'll talk about that later.
Tomas: Sure thing. Why did
El Jefe decide to put you together with Al Katrazz as a team?
HKK: I'm not sure. Jefe
sees him as a company guy. It might have something to do with
Al's attitude. Jefe likes guys that come across like he does.
He's really down with El Jefe, and Jefe's down with him. When
you look at us as a team, it is unbelievable. Half my partners
start out as enemies, but that doesn't surprise me anymore. Jefe
tells me he's a real company guy and I gotta trust him. Every
time I trip that he's my partner I remember how Jefe use to tell
me, "Keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer."
Maybe he got the job because he fits in the uniform. You never
know.
Tomas: You talk about Hardkore
Inc. like it's a legit business with an office and employees.
If this is the case, what kind of business besides wrestling does
HardKore Inc. do? What is the job description for the employees?
And besides you, Al and Jefe, how many employees does HardKore
Inc. have?
HKK: Did you get a job with
the IRS or something? All you need to know is someone is always
at Hardkore Inc. Headquarters. Weather it's me, Moony, Jefe or
Ma-nizzle, and one of his weird-ass chick friends (sorry bro,
sometimes they even freak me out), someone is always around to
screen the calls. It's the real thing. I just don't think Jefe
would like me giving you the ins and outs of day-to-day business.
Trust me when I tell you we're going straight to NASDAQ.
Tomas: So where is the office
of Hardkore Inc. located?
HKK: Well, it's in the best
city there is, right in the heart of Orange County.
Tomas: Anaheim?
HKK: Did you lick some frogs
before you showed up? Anaheim is Orange County's ass, and for
the record, Disneyland is it's hole.
Tomas: Why the heat with
Disney?
HKK: That's a lame question
considering I'm an Angel fan. I'll start with changing the team
logo so often. What was wrong with the "A" and a halo
in the first place? Next, we have the Mo Vaughn massacre. Let
me remind everyone that he got hurt in his first game and became
utterly useless for God knows how long. I'll describe his stay
with the Angels as hurtful and painful. He contributed jack shit
and cost the Angels more than all those millions his ridiculous
contract called for. Mo cheeseburgers, please. Mark McGuire was
a free agent and expressed interest in playing at Edison Field.
The Angels passed, afraid he might leave, so he didn't come to
Anaheim. He goes to St. Louis, which is in the National League.
He had never been in the NL, so he was traded and eventually re-signed.
The Angels thought he'd never sign for less than a mega deal they
couldn't afford. Pass on McGuire, but throw cash away on Vaughn?
What were they thinking? I could have watched the chase for 61
in person, but instead saw it the same place Mo Vaughn did, from
home. I could go on all day. Anyone who tells you that Disney
had everything to do with the Halos winning the series is bunk.
All they did was not fire Mike Scoscia like they usually would
have.
Tomas: It's safe to say
that wasn't the first time you've said that. So getting back to
the original question, where are you talking about?
HKK: Orange, CA. That's
as specific as I'll get. It is info given on a need to know basis.
Why do you think we're here?
Tomas: What is it you love
about Orange County? You are always representing it, either with
a t-shirt or a shill in a promo.
HKK: It's my home. That's
enough to make it the best. We also have the best females ages
21 to 34, if you bother to notice. LA is full of scaliwags and
wannabes looking to sleep their way to the top. And San Diego,
or as we call it at Hardkore headquarters, San Dee-Gay-Go, that
place is full of drunken sluts and amphetamine whores with big
dreams of the sweeter life up in Orange County. Don't get me wrong,
we have ugly chicks in OC, but they're just visiting. Notice how
I left out the 909? It's like an invasion of the Broom Hilda sisters.
Tomas: What was the most
painful bump you've ever taken?
HKK: A Balls Mahoney chair
shot. He hit me with a full swing with one of those heavy Frank
N' Steins steel chairs from the back storage area. A fan gave
the chair to me a couple of months after it happened and I tripped
on how the seat was folded. It was shaped like a taco. Damn it
hurts thinking about it.
Tomas: Your opinion on the war in Iraq?
HKK: Nobody wants to hear
my opinions on political shit.
Tomas: Why not? Let's hear
it.
HKK: Let's just say that
the Sovereign Lord Jehovah has final say in.
Tomas: What memories do
you have of Adam Pearce as a partner?
HKK: It was great. I give
Fallen Angel a lot of credit. He knew I was having a hard time
finding a consistent partner. He caught a wire that Scrap Iron
was coming to town and thought we would make a perfect tag team,
and Daniels made the introductions. In two words I can describe
Hardkore Kidd and Scrap Iron as "instant heat." We just
had that special chemistry. We barely knew each other, but we
clicked in the ring. And some of the best times I ever had in
Hardkore Inc. were with Scrap Iron. I just wish we were on the
same level when we were tagging. The unfortunate part about my
time with Pearce was that I think I caught him at a bad point
of his career. He was fed up with all the bullshit politics, shady
promoters, not getting paid for working hard in the ring, every
promotion being run half ass, and was just getting burnt out on
the business. At the same time, I was on the deal and was on cloud
nine, to be getting paid from the best company in the world. I
was convinced with WWF needing tag teams. WWF already knowing
about Adam Pearce, and him being high on their list, since I was
already on the deal, that maybe if WWF could just see us work
together once that they would sign AP and send us to OVW. I don't
really know if that's what AP wanted. He just started going to
college and was recently married. He called in sick on one big
UPW show when we were supposed to wrestle the Cubans, and I was
left to wrestle Ruckus, and he missed another one because he had
to work. I told him I would drive out to San Diego just to train
and work on tag team moves, but he never seemed interested. He
did a couple shows for MPW, then called it quits. I went in for
surgery, so we never really got off the ground like I would have
liked to. Then we tried to hook up again for Gary Crap, but you
now that story. I hope someday in the future we get the chance
to hook up again, but that's all up to El Jefe.
Tomas: OK, I'll name a fed
and you give me your opinion.
Tomas: WPW.
HKK: At one time WPW was
the best Indy in SoCal. They easily had the best locker room.
I remember the first time I went there, it was crazy. All the
best Luchadors were there: Durango Kid, Super Boy, Poison, Zarco,
Chilango, Impactico, Shamu, and Misterioso. It was great. It would
be great if they had those types of shows again. You'd never know
it now, but the crowd was hot from the opening bell to the last
pin fall.
Tomas: Rev Pro
HKK: I'm sure someone will
tell me how wrong I am but my opinion is a few good wrestlers
don't make a fed. I'll never understand how they can have the
same match ups every other week and their fans mark out like they
did the first time they saw bare-naked titties. Ron's not a stupid
guy. He simply gives his audience what they want. I miss working
there. I'm not sure why I haven't been invited back. It could
be that their fans know I don't give a shit about them. It might
also be due to the fact I called Ron's fine ass sister a slut.
I didn't mean it, and if that sweet looking hyna is reading this,
I have something to say. Just let me switch to suave mode. Sweetheart,
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I'd really like to make it
up to you sometime. You get my number from Ron, and when you finish
reading this or when you get out of the shower, feel free to give
me a call. I'd like to make it up to you. Actually, I'm joking.
Ron's a guy who has always been all right in my book, but just
like real life, I have no idea what he says about me when I'm
not around. One more thing, to the Rev Pro fans, don't be so sensitive
about what I say toward the company and their boys. Remember this
is pro wrestling, not Masterpiece Theatre.
Tomas: AWS
HKK: The most underrated
fed in SoCal. They have very balanced cards, with everything from
Lucha to traditional American to cruisers to heavyweights. The
fact the promoter doesn't play games makes this one of my favorite
places to work.
Tomas: EPIC/Gary Yap
HKK: Well, he screwed me
over. I won't name here or there or this and that. See the whole
EPIC deal for me was they were going to do TV. I wanted to be
a part of that. It was the first place that did TV programming
that let me say whatever I wanted to. That was cool because the
spots made it to TV. I wish it were still happening because it
was cool except for the debacle in the end. The end of the story
sucked ass. I should have seen it coming because promises weren't
being kept and appointments were always rescheduled. I could start
talking shit on him but everyone already said it a 1,000 times.
Maybe I'd get paid the money he owes me if I did. I shouldn't
say it was a total loss. You know how some people were waiting
for EPIC tapes they ordered? It's my fault they never got them.
I needed something to record Saturday Lucha with and when I saw
the tapes I knew Gary wouldn't mind if I had a few... dozen. (laughs
out loud)
Tomas: If he doesn't pay
up after reading this, you can always use it next time.
HKK: I don't like to admit
it, but Gary got over on me. I could fully shoot on this whole
thing.
Tomas: PCW
HKK: Too many chiefs, not enough Indians. Hopefully they
can change that. I've known the "brass" for a long time
and the fact they haven't thrown in the towel shows desire and
I respect that. Now if Foob [Dog] would work on his cardio and
quit smiling in the ring he'd be my favorite PCW'er. He's a pretty
unique dude you know? He stands out in a room full of people.
Tomas: So you think Foob
has a future?
HKK: I just see the possibilities.
The fact he doesn't look like anybody else gives him an advantage.
Look at the big picture. These days anybody can learn the moves
and get booked, but to make it to the next level, you have to
stand out. Foob doesn't have to do shit to stand out. If he seriously
worked at it, he could be way more entertaining and you never
know.
Tomas: I can't believe I
heard that from your mouth.
HKK: What? Foob? He's cool
with us. Blame it on sports entertainment. Sometimes we get bored
in the back and when you're bored your mind wanders. If I ran
a fed people would trip on my roster.
Tomas: Who would you want?
HKK: I'd want you bro. Dude,
you would be my champ.
Tomas: Are you serious?
HKK: Come on. Having you
as my champ makes as much sense as having Aaron the Jew being
the T&A eye candy on a show. Before I get a bunch of phone
calls on calling him Aaron the Jew, call him yourself and ask
him why.
Tomas: APW LA
HKK: Hardkore Inc. members still refer to it as GSCW. It's
been fun except for the politics and behind the scene kayfabing
of the workers. I've never been in a locker room that has half
the rumors making rounds as it does. Beside the bullshit, it's
a cool place to work. For some reason, I always took my orders
from Glenn "Diablo" McNeil instead of Henry. It only
took a few meetings with Diablo to realize he didn't care what
I did. I couldn't believe I won the belt, because I've always
been the number one contender. As far as the whole APW invasion
and purchase goes, I don't understand it. Don't get me wrong.
I like the idea of the invasion. I've had a good time talking
shit on the Bay Area and I'm looking forward to doing it again,
but why merge? It's not like GSCW couldn't use APW talent. This
is Independent wrestling. I heard someone say the APW name is
bigger so it makes sense to use it but I don't know if that's
necessarily better. I think a fresh company identity, especially
with a clean slate has a better chance to succeed as a grassroots
Indy. I'll tell you what Jefe said about it and leave it at that.
He put it like this, "When a company merges with another,
shouldn't the deal be beneficial for both companies? Well, tell
me, where's the beef?"
Tomas: UPW
HKK: The most professional
Indy I've ever seen. They're in a league by themselves. Bassman
is a maniac. Over the years I've had the best time giving him
as many headaches as possible. Bassman has had plenty of reasons
to show me the door but he hasn't.
Tomas: What do you think
of the Philly scene?
HKK: You mean like CZW, ROH,
and the other feds? I don't really follow what they're doing monthly.
People give me tapes but they're usually a few months old. ROH
has some great wrestling. It's very cool Joe's the champ. As far
as CZW goes, I tried to get to booked and they said I was too
tall. That Zandig dude told me he liked my promo tape, but I was
too tall. I'm too tall? That was the first time I was ever turned
down from a fed for being too tall. Some of their shows I've seen
are unreal. Blown away from the first match to the last.
Tomas: Now I'm going to drop
wrestler's names, and I want an honest reaction.
Tomas: Tom Howard
HKK: He's Tom. Tom is legitimately
tough. He's been one of my mentors since I started. He doesn't
get enough credit because he's so versatile. He seriously can
work any style and he does it like he was born running ropes.
Everybody has an opinion on who is the best Indy wrestler not
signed by the WWE and I think Tom has to be top 5, maybe top 3.
Tomas: Super Boy
HKK: A class act. I couldn't
find words worthy enough to describe what an unbelievable guy
he is. I'd take a bullet for him. That's how much I care for him.
He's been a great friend and it kills me to think he can't work.
Man, I'm so lucky to know him. For those who aren't familiar with
him, he's something else to look at but when he runs the ropes
he's fuckin' magical. Fucking cool bro. Damn, I can't believe
I marked out so hard. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've
ever had the chance to talk about Super Boy in an interview. Anyways
lets move on like that didn't happen.
Tomas: John Cena
HKK: We used to have a blast
in UPW promo class. We were always bagging on each other. When
I saw him backstage at WWE, I asked him, "Dude, I didn't
know you could rap." His response was, "Bassman never
asked me to." The minute I met Cena I knew he would make
it. He had the body, decent work rate, strong crowd presence,
charisma, mic skills, and he worked hard. We both were given the
deals at the same time. I give him credit. He had the balls to
just get up and move to OVW without being asked. Myself, Basil
and Cena were just sitting in SoCal waiting to be sent out. Cena
was the only dude with the stones big enough to get up and move.
If I could do it all over again, I would have done the same damn
thing. It might have saved my deal, because I know for a fact,
the move saved Cena's ass. I remember Cena was e-mailing me telling
me that he would take care of me once I got to OVW with a place
to stay, but I got released.
Tomas: Sylvester Terkay.
HKK: Sylvester the Escapee
is still to this day one of my all-time favorite opponents. One
of the stiffest bumps I've ever experienced was when I gave him
a Russian leg sweep. I gave it to him but he sent me home hurt.
We hit the mat so hard it felt like a car hit me from behind.
The next day I couldn't believe the pain inside my chest and stomach.
Without a doubt one of the strongest dudes I've ever wrestled.
The first time we ever wrestled was at the gym in Mission Viejo.
It was the second UPW show and everything was really loose. So
me and Sly started in the ring and as the crowd was getting pumped
up with the action, we took our fight ringside and slowly made
our way around the entire gym. It was loaded with people. I grabbed
the phone off the reception desk right in the middle if the place
and hit Sylvester way hard with the thing and it broke. It wasn't
some regular wall phone like you'd have at home, but one of those
big wall phones with an intercom and a bunch of buttons for different
lines. Bassman tried to make me pay for it. If someone hit me
like that I'd be pissed but it wasn't shit for him. On that same
night, we made UPW history. We were the first guys to go through
a table. It was weird the way it went down but it was funnier
having Nils Stewart yell at me for an hour and not remember a
word. His gums were flapping but all I could hear was the crowd
when we went through that table.
Tomas: What was weird about
it?
HKK: It wasn't planned, but
they had a table set up because some shoot fighters were there
to sign autographs and I was inspired. The next thing I know I
laid Sylvester on the table and without thinking about it. I climbed
on one of those tall drinking fountains using some door trim to
help myself up ripping it down as I went up. Right next to the
fountain was a big Gatorade Coke machine. So I climbed on top
of that and went for it. The crowd went crazy but not as crazy
as Nils Stewart and Bassman. Bassman was pissed at me for that
for a while. But he eventually got over it. All I had to do was
accidentally kick his wife in the neck off a top rope suicide
tope and he forgot about the "vandalism" at the gym.
Tomas: King Favi
HKK: Favi
I've known
him for a while and we've tagged together a bunch of times. I
remember we wrestled the Head Hunters and he couldn't take their
moonsaults (he was working hurt) so I took it. It was suppose
to finish the match. But hey, Dan was there to break up the pin
like a good partner should do. Since it didn't finish the match
they were like "lay back down and I'll pin you this time"
so I get ready for the pin and he gets up and goes for the ropes
and give me another moonsault from the bigger headhunter. Fucking
Favi, leave it to him to do the right thing at the wrong time.
I couldn't laugh for a couple of weeks. They hurt me good. He's
the only guy that would make one of his battle cries, "Viva
Gorditas". Sometimes he'd get so stupid (and that's stupid
in a good way not stupid in a Ballard way), I'd have to cover
my face to keep from laughing at those foolish antics.
Tomas: New Jack
HKK: I got three things to
say about New Jack: One, he's light as a feather. Two, you never
get a second chance to make a first impression. Three, I wish
someone in SoCal would get off their ass and have the grapefruit
seeds big enough to continue our feud.
Tomas: Super Dragon
HKK: If you're waiting for
me to blast the dude, I can't. I'm not a player hater. I hear
the boys in the back talking junk on him all the time. But the
way I see it, he's really over and there's a reason why. He can
do things in the ring I can't do. He can do a 720 moonsault tope
back flip McTwist like he's Crouching Tiger or Tony Hawk, you
know what I mean? Now that shit's impressive. I don't care about
locker room politics. His work can speak for itself. I know I'll
catch heat from almost everyone for what I am about to say, but
the next time anybody hears a worker talk bad about [Dragon],
look at that worker and I guarantee they couldn't keep up with
Dragon and they are simply player hating.
Tomas: Lil' Cholo
HKK: Glad to see him get
a shot at CZW. He deserves it more then anyone in SoCal. Right
now, his work is good. I hope he doesn't start acting like some
of the boys he's hanging with. I'm not talking WPW crew, because
those guys are his real brothers. He's one of the first guys I
met when I started training. I hope he sees the big picture because
the time is right for guys like him to make it in WWF. He has
a marketability that he doesn't know about and if he does, he
should be working on his promos because if he played his cards
right, he'd be wrestling Smackdown in a year or so.
Tomas: B-Boy
HKK: You mean my boy Hijo
de Reckless Youth? At least that's who he used to be. Fuck...
man, I was thinking the election debacle in Florida was a scam
and then I hear about
never mind. The parties involved know
what I was about to get at.
Tomas: Black Metal
HKK: He's too naive to know
what's best for him.
Tomas: Huh?
HKK: He's too naive to know
what's best for him meaning he's young and he's made bad decisions
that will affect his career and probably for the rest of his life.
He's been doing it since the first day he started training. Jefe
told me, "Never shit where you eat". Too bad he didn't
tell Jake. It might have saved him some heartache, but I'm sure
as he gets older, he'll see the error of his ways. One more thing.
He wrestled as the Hardkore Kidd one day and I'll never be cool
with that. I don't care what any promoter says there's no way
I'd ever wrestle as someone else, let alone someone I hated.
Tomas: Frankie Kazarian
HKK: Frankie (coughs)
Likeshairymen. He's a Reseda Mortenheimer dreaming of Encino.
Hey Frankie, what was the name of that movie with Ralph Macchio?
No, no. The other one? Yeah, the Outsiders. What are you talking
about? The Karate Kid was for pussies. Trust me, it makes sense
to flappy
Tomas: Ballard Brothers
HKK: Where do I begin? I'll
start with the most obvious. They're ugly longhaired heavy metal
Warrant video rejects. Those guys are so stupid. They have different
bodies but they share one brain. One of the first things Shane
told me was they rode the little yellow bus till they were in
the 11th grade. Now Shannon drives a total rocker Camero. If you
ask me, the bus has more class. Hmm
did I tell you they're
really stupid?
Tomas: Back to the question
about the Internet wrestling scene. What are your thoughts about
it?
HKK: There's good and bad.
I think the Internet is a necessity for any Independent wrestling
promotion. It's one of the best ways to keep contact with your
fan base. It's too cheap not to do it. As for the smarties, (pauses)
they
(pauses) OK, when I first broke in, I hated
smarties. There's nothing worse then an armchair quarterback or
backseat driver. I thought, "Who the fuck is this lame to
criticize me when he's some nerd behind a computer screen?"
I couldn't believe it, but after a while, I started to understand
them. It's your job as a critic to criticize. And unfortunately
with the Internet, anybody with access can become one. It doesn't
bother me when I hear how shitty I was because you guys and your
opinions don't mean shit one way or the other. Not to be a dick
or anything, but I'm too focused on my own life. There are some
who are going to like it and some who aren't. It's like music.
You like boy bands and I don't. I like classic American cars you
like classic 70's porn flicks. People like wrestling for different
reasons. Honestly, the people I'm looking to entertain aren't
the savvy know it alls. I like the crowd to be on the side of
old school. Those fans aren't the first one on the boards. The
boards are funny shit. Sometimes I'll read them and I can't believe
how stupid people are. Sometimes it's funnier then Marmaduke.
I never heard of a flame war until I read a board. Now I know
what BTW, IMO and LMAO mean. And BTW, it took me forever to find
someone I knew who knew what that shit meant. The only thing my
friends know about a computer is it starts with the letter C.
Most of the nonsense posted is done with an agenda in mind. It
wouldn't surprise me if a friend, or family member wrote more
than half of the shit posted, or even by the very wrestler the
posts put over most. Some of the boys buy their own press even
when they know where it comes from. If I want a biased opinion,
I'll turn on Bill O'Reilly and the All Spin Zone. Then there are
those of you who post for the sake of posting and the only reason
you do it is to put yourself over. Now that's fucking gay. There's
no other way to put it. Putting yourself over on a wrestling board
is gay. (pause) Oh bro, you're not gay are you? It's OK
if you are and all. I'm not here to judge anybody, dude. Anyway,
did I answer the question the way it was asked?
Tomas: Good enough for me.
When you finally hang up your boots, how will you be remembered?
HKK: I'll never hang up
my boots. When I get too old to wrestle, I'll keep wearing them
just like the old retired men who wear construction boots. I can
see it now. I'll be with my grandkids at the miniature golf course
with my boots I've had made that have never seen the inside of
a ring. I can hear it all ready, "Hey grandpa, what's 100
% RUDO?" So technically, I won't hang up my boots and I'll
never be remembered.
Tomas: Thanks for your time.
HKK: Can I say one more thing?
Tomas: Sure
HKK: I want to add that some
people get it, some don't. This is pro wrestling and there's more
to the story than meets the eye. I've heard some people say the
Big Bossman sucks and he's everything bad about this sport, but
isn't it strange that the biggest man in this business, Vince
McMahon, always had him involved with his angles. Just like basketball
teams have role players, wrestling does to. I don't think anybody
would say Ben Wallace sucks because he doesn't ball like Tracy
McGrady, and if someone did, that wouldn't be very smart. I'm
done are you?
Tomas: I am
HKK: Good deal bro. Peace
and chicken grease.
At this point, Mr. Aguilera left, and didn't bother to shake my
hand. As mentioned earlier, I'm wondering if this was the proper
etiquette for the situation.