Scrub's View #29 - Rev Pro 4.12.03 Review
By Scrub

This was probably one of the largest crowds I have seen at a Rev Pro show. I'd say about 200-250 people, but that's just a guestimate. I got to Rev Pro about forty minutes early, and there was a line already! Rev Pro's crowd was actually awake that day, which is definitely a plus. Not only was the crowd huge, not only was the crowd hot, but the show was actually pretty damn good. I can honestly say it's back up to par with the older "pre Frank & Sons" shows. If Rev Pro keeps it up with their show quality, they can easily be considered one of the top federations in SoCal, errrrr, scratch that, in the country.

Usually, with the way I do these column/reviews, i use the "highs" and "lows" format. I think this time, I'm just gonna drop a few comments here and there about the entire card.

Hydro, Extreme Loco, & Phoenix Star over Jethro, El Gallinero 4, & Big-E-Biggz: I thought this was a really good opener. Hydro has improved a helluva lot since the last time I saw him. Extreme Loco was impressive as was Phoenix Star. This was the first time that I actually took notice to Gallinero 4. I can never really tell the difference with the Gallineros and their numbers, because they're always switching around anyway, so I never really know who's who. But today, I finally took notice to the fourth Gallinero, and he's got alotta raw athletic ability. Give him a couple years, and he'll be alot more polished. It was hard for guys like Jethro and Big E. Biggs to look good in this match, because they were being outshined by the smaller, flashier rookies. They work fine as big men. But when you put them in a match with four other flashier rookies, it kinda puts them in the backseat, ya know? Jethro and Biggs did a fine job in the match, but they need to find a way to get their work to stand out from the rest of their flashier peers, without having to resort to flashy highspots as well. Really good opener that "I was feeling yo".

Joey Ryan over Nikki: This match was one of the main reasons I went. Since all us SoCal fans got screwed over in seeing Ryan/Nikki the first time, Rev Pro was definitely thinking smart by booking this match. They picked up the ball that another promotion dropped, and ran with it. Before the match started, Joey Ryan kissed Nikki's hand, trying to utilize his boyish charm and his rugged good-looks to win Nikki over. Nikki sure wasn't pleased with that, so she took the Technical Wizard to school and outwrestled him out arm-dragged him to start the match, frustrating Mr. Wizard and his number #1 fan. Joey Ryan got in another kiss, much to the dismay of PWI's Nikki. But our stubborn Wizard still didn't get the hint, and tried for yet another kiss. But this time, Ryan busted out the DIP KISS! Yes, that's the THIRD KISS from Joseph P. Ryan. And of course, that didn't sit to well with Nikki, as she blasted Ryan with a stiff forearm. Up until that point, the match was pretty good. Nikki got in some pretty good shots on Ryan. Can't say the same for Ryan, as I guess he was just trying to be a nice guy. No wait. I take that back. Joey Ryan almost killed Nikki. Not with his strikes, but with three moves. First, Ryan drops Nikki on her head with either a botched leaping rana from Nikki, or a miscue from Ryan on the powerbomb. Second, with Ryan's top rope swinging neck breaker, which will now be dubbed the "swinging neck driver". It was really brutal to watch the first time (yup, first time). The second time was just as bad. Aside from the finish, it was a good match. I was really worried for Nikki. Hopefully, she's feeling better, and that it did not hurt as bad as it looked. Get well soon Nikki! *swoon*

Johnny Paradise, Chris Bosh, & Zokre over Espara De La Muerte, Vega, & Nemesis: This was another good match, that is, until the finish. The finish was one the biggest clusterfucks ever, as not only I, but the crowd around me had no clue what was going on. The match before the finish was really good. These "Fight For the Revolution" matches is a real good concept, as it gives Rev Pro's rookies a chance to shine. Zokre and Bosh were impressive, as usual. These two will be some of the top guys in Rev Pro in a year or two. The debuting Vega had a rather fine outing in this match, posessing the raw talent and ability. With the right guidance, Vega can be polished up to be yet another top guy in Rev Pro, given a couple years. But not to be outdone, Nemesis was definitely one of the stars of this match. Nemesis is another rookie that made his debut in this match, with a much bigger frame out of the younger class, yet still can wrestle just as fast and just as flashy as his peers. Some people could compare him to a Super Boy, or a Dick Togo. He also has alotta charisma, and attribute that will help him stand out from the pack. Nemesis is gonna be pretty damn good in a couple years. Fuck man, that's like the 384938th time I've said "pretty good in a couple years". But be on the look out for Nemesis. He's really fun to watch. Finish saw the timekeeper ring the bell, thus making the crowd think that it was a time limit draw. Yet, the action in the ring was still going. The next thing you know, ring announcer Travis Gray declares the technicos the winners. I have no clue how they won, but hey, they won. And that's all that matters. But before the big clusterfuck, it was a really good match.

Battle Royal w/ the winner getting a show at a title of their choosing. Winner: TopGun Talwar: This was definitely a nice change of pace from the usual patented "Los Feos" six-mans. This battle royal was entertaining filled with lots of eight-way submissions and spots. The final two men in the ring were Black Metal and Top Gun Talwar. There was an obvious size difference, even though Top Gun thought he was the bigger man. Black Metal went for a chop and a backhand, and clearly missed Top Gun, due to Talwar's small stature, as Top Gun chimed in with a "HA HA!", which was pretty funny. Finish saw Top Gun hit a chokeslam on Black Metal for the win. Yes, you read that right. Top Gun was ecstatic and overjoyed after his win, as he will now face the Rev Pro Junior Heavyweight Champion, TARO, at the next show in San Pedro, which is cool because it's rare to see Top Gun in a singles match.

King Faviano over Lone Star to retain the M.L.L.H. Title: This was an alright match. I dunno why Lone Star gets a title shot, but what're you gonna do? The Mexican Heavyweight Champ hit all his signature spots, including his absolutely brutal running senton. Favi looked to have killed Lone Star, yet Lone Star was up and running in a couple minutes.

Bigg Babi Slymm over Kenny King: This was a fine match. Kenny continues to impress me every time I see him. I want to join in on the "you lost to Jackie chants", but he continues to shut me up with his work in the ring. Babi Slymm has improved since the last time I saw him as well. He's come a long way since the first time I saw him in UIWA as Big Tony (I think that's what he was called). Basically, the story to this match had Kenny dominating most of the time, pulling out everything in his arsenal. Slymm would make comebacks every now and then, but Kenny would cut him off. Finish saw Kenny set up a table in the corner of the ring. Kenny was getting cocky in the ring, since he was the dominant guy for a majority of the match, so he wanted to dazzle the fans in attendance by bringing out a table. His plan backfired, as Babi Slymm spears Kenny right through the table, which looked frigging bonkers. Good match from the two, as it did not disappoint.

Mr. Excitement & Angel over Apollo Kahn & Hook Bomberry: This was yet another good match. On paper, it seemed like a weird match. You have two rivals from Pro Wrestling Iron, tagging up, and you have one of Rev Pro's top guys teaming up with XPW's top fag. Also, three out of the four guys don't really rely on a coloful gimmick like Angel does. These three guys let their in-ring work do the talking. So before the match started, I was skeptical that Angel could hang. Angel, in fact, did prove that he could hang with these three, but he does not really surpass his three counterparts as far as the technical wrestling is concerned. But he did prove (or already has proven) that he can work well with his given gimmick, as the Rev Pro crowd seems to be into him. Apollo Kahn looks pretty intimidating, yet at the same time, looks relaxed. Kahn comes out of Modest and Morgan's Pro Wrestling Iron, along with Hook Bomberry and Nikki. So with that said, you should already know Kahn's style before you even see him work. Hook Bomberry looked good in his match, as usual. His intensity was as high as ever in this match. He brings the intensity in the ring, and in the crowd as well, as he jaw-jacked with the shit-talking Hook-Haters. He even got in a couple people's faces. If you still haven't had the chance to see Hook in action, make sure you do. But if you like your wrestling WWE style, don't even waste your time, because you won't get that from Hook. Hopefully, SoCal will get to see Super Dragon vs. Hook Bomberry sometime in the near future, hopefully within this year. Excitement was also good, as usual, hitting all his signature spots, and proving that he can gel rather well with his PWI counterparts and be a formidable tag team partner with the Hardcore Homo. During the match, Apollo Kahn gave Angel not one, but two german suplexes on the outside of the ring. These looked pretty brutal. You think Angel was watching the latest Misawa/Kobashi bout, and maybe got inspired? Whatever the case, Angel proved that he is one psycho bastard for wanting to take german suplexes on the frigging concrete. Finish saw Excitement take out Kahn with three backdrop drivers. After the match, Kahn and Bomberry were having problems, and then proceeded to exchange blows with each other, causing the refs and students from the back to pour out and separate the two PWI grapplers. This was a really cool pull-apart too, because the refs and wrestlers were ACTUALLY pulling these two apart, unlike your usual poorly done pull-apart, where it's obvious that the wrestler A and wrestler B don't really wanna fight. Bomberry and Kahn would break free periodically and beat the mess out of each other, with Kahn even drawing a little bit of blood. Good match from all four competitors.

Scorpio Sky & Quicksilver over Super Dragon & TARO: I was definitely looking forward to this match, and of course, it did not disappoint. It's Rev Pro's old school vs. Rev Pro's new school. Scorpio Sky and Quicksilver definitely proved that they can hang with their top tier piers. They also took one of the most hellacious beatings ever from, THESUPERDRAGON (what's up Nic Aragon?). And you know what that means, footstomps for everyone! The opening sequences were really smooth and crisp. Dragon continued to dick around his tag team partner throughout the night. Everyone hit their signature spots, including their signature dives, which were executed rather smoothly. At one point in the match, everyone was outside the ring, except for TARO. TARO was on the top rope, ready to make a dive onto his opponents. When out of nowhere, TARO dives on Super Dragon, finally sticking it to the man that's been dicking him out for the past couple matches, showing the SoCal fans that he has had enough. Finish saw Dragon hit Quicksilver first with the Supernatural Driver (Psycho Driver II). Dragon goes for the cover, but pulls Quicksilvers head up at 2, which was remeniscent to Dragon's match with Gallinero 3 in Sept 02 and TARO in Dec 02. Then, Dragon hit Quicksilver with the Arm-Trap Psycho Driver, goes for the cover, and pulls up Quicksilver yet again. After that, Dragon then goes for the Super Psycho Driver off the second rope. TARO sees this at ringside, and yanks Quicksilver off of Dragon's shoulders, stopping the senseless violent tirade that Dragon was on. Scorpio Sky then hits his beautiful leaping super rana on Dragon for a really close nearfall. Scorpio's got hops! Errr, I mean, a really high vertical leap. Very impressive sight that must be seen. The Rev Pro new blood got the duke on Dragon by hitting their patented double-team knockout dropkick. It doesn't seem that cool on paper, but if you've seen it, you'd agree that it looks pretty sick. This can be seen as somewhat a "passing of the torch", if you will, with Dragon letting Sky and Quicksilver get the win, which was quite a surprise to the crowd. Post match saw Dragon throwing chairs in the ring, and staring down fans. Dragon could be the next Tracy Smothers! Mr. Excitement and Angel came to ringside and made the challenge to Sky and Quicksilver, setting up a tag for the next show at Frank & Sons. Really awesome main event. Definitely Match of the Night. Definitely a contender for Match of the Month. Match of the Year could also be a possibility, even though we are only 4 months deep into the year.

Overall, really good show. I want to say that it was just as good as the latest GSCW show, but not better than. Rev Pro seems to be getting back into the groove of things, with their shows looking to turn back into the Rev Pro of old. By tweeking the undercard, and making it "less crappy", Rev Pro shows are turning out a really good product, which is sure to make fans want to keep coming back for more.

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Be on the lookout for an interview with PWI's Nikki coming up within the week. Hook Bomberry has a min-interview intertwined with Nikki's as well, as he stuck around and polliticked with us. Plus, a handful of other SoCal wrestlers decided that they would reign in on the PWI parade and chime in as well.

Scrub
384 days since my last column.
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